the dog in the old navy commericals is . . .

i TOLD you avec had gotten big.

i adopted her off the set, a little blue pit bull,

and she went right from judith bedard's arms to mine.

she's the best addition to this home i could imagine. 

POP QUIZ

for those of you paying attention,
this is a recent sighting of the the elusive ________ .

umm. . . i choose. . . screaming.

NO!! HERMES!! I CHOOSE HERMES!!!