THE HOLY WEEK OF LANDIS STARTED WITH EVELYN -

as most good events in our lives do.

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the girls were insanely excited to see their auntie E

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there was the mandated "window shopping"

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damn paparazzi.

a mandated lunch with "porn lips" jim.

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and one glorious, giggly, bubbly infused dinner at Ortolan.

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witness the lobster "spaghetti".

lobster in a champagne truffle cream sauce, encased in spaghetti, topped with osetra caviar.

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followed by birthday cake.

and porn lips.

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THE HOLY DAY OF LANDIS IS UPON US :

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"and lo,

he came to us on the day the men first landed on the moon, 

and showered us with his wisdom and wit. 

for this we must celebrate with loud music,

virgin sacrifices,

and copious gifts."

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i'm just quoting.

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