Sunday, July 1, 2007

natural habitat



how to spot a "landis" in his natural environment:

1) look for distictively marked bags. if any say "barney's", the landis is in overdrive.

2) though urban in nature, a landis may also appear at flea markets, but only near urban centers.

3) beware end of season sales. and pre-season trunk shows. and anytime in-between.

and remember. never, NEVER approach a landis mid-transaction. you could lose a finger.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Now that's more like it!
Maman