Saturday, December 8, 2007

oh look! a party!

you can always tell a good party by a few simple scenes.

two asian chicks angrily eyeing each other behind a palm frond?


check.

three oddly happy men, one of whom has dialed the volume up on his shirt?


check.

no one knowing where to look when the camera goes off?


yep.

good shoes?


uh huh.

the GAYEST SHOT YOU HAVE BEEN IN, IN LIKE, EVER?


oh yeah.

proud moment. good times.

Friday, December 7, 2007

what is she watching?

stumbled across her, perched, intent, and watching.
the light? the clouds?





it's when you WISH they could speak, and tell you.

stars in your eyes - old navy holiday commercial #2

the song used in "gifts that pamper",
(for every poster on youtube who can't read the post RIGHT ABOVE THEM)
is:
"stars" by the weepies.

also, because i believe in homework,
and the fact that everyone should be reading my blog religiously
(and by that i do not mean in the way my mother used to "religiously" go to church
on easter and christmas. love you, mom!)
that info was also shared here:
http://thetwodogblog.blogspot.com/2007/11/november-playlist.html

just sayin.

and oh yeah. the puppies in the spots this holiday are rescue pit bull pups. like grr and avec.
read up, peeps. do the homework. stick with me. . .

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

GAWD I LOVE NYC IN THE WINTER!

even if i'm only there, on the ground for like thirty hours total, trying to get the whole spring campaign in front of the president while she's touring stores or having dinner with nelson mandela at the u.n. or something (true story. hilarious.) and she can only meet you at seven a.m. in the lobby of the royalton which is like 4 a.m. your body clock time cause you've just flown in the day before to meet with mtv (true story. hilarious.) and you're just barely able to grab lunch with sara and walk briskly around the block in the meatpacking.


cause it's december light in manhattan on the spires of the buildings from your hotel window, kids. that makes the whole thing worth it.



oh yeah, and cause richard and sara always send you such stunning flowers so when you walk into your hotel room it smells like roses and the clean, slightly evil smell of cadmium green orchids.


sure, you end up back home dead tired and frantically packing for the next trip (did i mention the whole argentina thing? true story. HI-larious.).

but you saw new york in the winter!

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

PITT BULL ATTACK -


head butting,
face licking,
calm comforting, and intensive romping reported.

film at eleven.

Monday, December 3, 2007

old navy holiday commercial #2 - lingerie - gifts that pamper

week two, we decide to "pamper" you:





you know, with expensive models and inexpensive (but cute!) lingerie. . .


(judith bedard, sara ruba, and natalia costa)


don't say i never do anything for the straight guys out there . . .