pit bulls will steal your soul -

hi.

we're here for your soul.

we'll also take some fries to go.

thanks.

intentionally cruel post intended to make you jealous, 2 -

so there i was,

minding my own business,

waiting for the phone to ring with boundless amounts of new business

(IT WILL HAPPEN!)

and i heard a truck pull up out front:

and yes, it was like christmas.

a BIG RED TRUCK THAT I GOT TO OPEN!!

seriously, how cool is that little door?

it's like some kind of sick advent calendar.

unwrapping was soooo coool!

and oh yes.

it gets topless.

maybe NOW some of you will come visit l.a.

huh?

the little black book party, part deux -

yep, it was good enough for another entry.

it was good enough front,

to back

from kitchen antics

to late arrivals

to all kinds of posing

in the end,

i just took the boquet 

and headed to bed.

the little black book party -

the concept was

come to our housewarming,

and bring a fabulous friend

that we DON'T know yet.

expand our circle.

people did their best.

there were familiar faces, and new.

shoes with pops of color

well behaved boys

"smoking" gallery owners

phillip and estela

bennie and his jet

connie chatting,

connie comparing leggings

(mine were leather.  gloat.)

connie . . . well, you should have seen this coming . . .

avec was even a GOOD GIRL.

UM.

so.

there was this big party this weekend,

and dad and dad got a little, um, 

"under the weather"

the next day,

so they sent me here to say the blog's running a day or two behind.

that's all.

nothin else to see.

move along . . .