Saturday, November 24, 2007

different kinds of porn:

as is becoming a trend, this is my response to gretchen's post, in which she espoused the virtues of her favorite types of porn from movies to books. it's a lot tamer than it sounds. i have decided to take it a step further. simply by being myself, and a horn dog of sorts, and, you know, random.

so, in no particular order, this month's different kinds of porn that i love. . .

there is random hot boy in jockstrap runway porn
(i think this was during national underwear day.
no, i did not make that up.
yes, i would like to thank whomever did make it up.) :

there is fabulous black and white landscape photography porn. i could look at this all damn day, simply swooning. and yes, that's a legitimate word:


there is this guy from the sartorialist website, whom i have obsessed about for about a year since he was posted there.

i have no idea why, but i think he's the coolest thing i've seen on the site, ever:


there is stunning bronze and ceramic light fixture-cum art piece porn:


there is, of course, myspace porn. we all have been to that dark place:


there is exquisite fashion porn. the kind where someone puts something together/on and you just swirl at the thought of having that ease and that style to make it all work so very very well:


there is accessory porn. closely related to, and often a byproduct of bottega veneta porn:


there is real estate porn. i often suffer from this. it's largely in my head, but i can't escape it:


there is sports porn. though i don't watch sports, there are times when the images are inescapably linked to the homo-subconscious. ok, the conscious. we're not subtle people:


oh yeah! shoe porn. as if the alligator bag wasn't enough, behold the taupey patent bottega veneta boot from the fall runway. worst kind of shoe porn of all. . . because they NEVER EVEN PRODUCED IT. it is a shoe TEASE:


and for those of you patient enough to make it this far, a special treat. sent on to me by a friend, a sweet video of matt loewen, one of our models.

on a mechanical bull.

consider it my porn present. to you:

video

13 comments:

Worker Mommy said...

Mmm...I loves me some eye candy. Oh and the real estate porn. Mmm. I can only dream. I think my keyboard is wet now. From salivating that is...minds out of the gutter people !!

By the way I made my way over from the fabulous WhiskeyMarie's site.

TravelGretta said...

You have no idea how many people will visit your site through a seemingly-innocent Google search;)

Your porn is actually more porn than mine, and where did you find that photo of Barack Obama in a jockstrap??

i am playing outside said...

kevyn... now you... do i have to find a friend to ride a bull and post it for next week? LOL


you are into so much more porn that me! ... i'm just into the regulars, like the sports guy and the runaway jockstrap guy. but i also have my watching seasons of tv all at once porn. its so good.

Michael said...

Nice. Your taste in all manner of porn is impeccable (and never more than when evaluating jockstrap runway porn....yowza).

moi said...

Alrighty, then: cute boys, Bottega Veneta, and pit bull dawgs all in one spot. Hmmm. This just might be bloggy heaven.

Travelgretta's Mom said...

Oh my goodness. Very enlightening, this "porn" thing.
I also really like the guy in the "floods". Just look at that face. Like a modern day, male Mona Lisa. Everything is there - humor, sadness, warmth, irony, skepticism, trust, desire, rejection, innocence, worldliness -- whew! How did he do that?
Another very entertaining post! Thank you!

editor said...

your post made me laugh, made me frustrated (shoe tease, that's just so wrong, and you just made it worse by exposing it to more people), and reminded me about the job i had to turn down at FreshPair.com (send your 'thank you' note to them for your favorite national day).

Stacie said...

Hi, I surfed in from Whiskey Marie's place. I've lurked for a couple of days now and thought I'd say hello. I'm not much on fashion or shoes, but I'm a bit of a purse whore...so your accessory porn what right up my alley! Your dogs by the way, are adorable!
Stacie

Stacie said...

oh and ps..thank you for the cute boy on the mechanical bull. That was the best porn EVER!

TravelGretta said...

Several things:
1) Muchas gracias, papi, for the nod;)

2) Aye, Dios Mio, my mom is commenting on your blog now.

3) Check your email goddamit!

Lou said...

I think "Myspace Porn" cut himself while saving his 6-pack. Nice band aid. He should try waxing.

Whiskeymarie said...

What, no food porn?

Well, I'll let the light fixture (holy hell that is lovely), the bag, the boy in the jockstrap and the landscape make up for it.

I am, however, somewhat disturbed by the wrestler.
His junk, well...his junk.

Sez said...

Real Estate Porn... God! The hours of time I spend drooling over photos and decorating over floorplans of places I will never own.