different kinds of porn:

as is becoming a trend, this is my response to gretchen's post, in which she espoused the virtues of her favorite types of porn from movies to books. it's a lot tamer than it sounds. i have decided to take it a step further. simply by being myself, and a horn dog of sorts, and, you know, random.

so, in no particular order, this month's different kinds of porn that i love. . .

there is random hot boy in jockstrap runway porn
(i think this was during national underwear day.
no, i did not make that up.
yes, i would like to thank whomever did make it up.) :

there is fabulous black and white landscape photography porn. i could look at this all damn day, simply swooning. and yes, that's a legitimate word:


there is this guy from the sartorialist website, whom i have obsessed about for about a year since he was posted there.

i have no idea why, but i think he's the coolest thing i've seen on the site, ever:


there is stunning bronze and ceramic light fixture-cum art piece porn:


there is, of course, myspace porn. we all have been to that dark place:


there is exquisite fashion porn. the kind where someone puts something together/on and you just swirl at the thought of having that ease and that style to make it all work so very very well:


there is accessory porn. closely related to, and often a byproduct of bottega veneta porn:


there is real estate porn. i often suffer from this. it's largely in my head, but i can't escape it:


there is sports porn. though i don't watch sports, there are times when the images are inescapably linked to the homo-subconscious. ok, the conscious. we're not subtle people:


oh yeah! shoe porn. as if the alligator bag wasn't enough, behold the taupey patent bottega veneta boot from the fall runway. worst kind of shoe porn of all. . . because they NEVER EVEN PRODUCED IT. it is a shoe TEASE:


and for those of you patient enough to make it this far, a special treat. sent on to me by a friend, a sweet video of matt loewen, one of our models.

on a mechanical bull.

consider it my porn present. to you: