L.A. weekend - the first stop!

when you drag your best gal-pal evie down to lala land for the weekend,
because you've got this work thing to go to, but have some down time,
what do you do first?


uh huh, that's right.
the barney's shoe sale.
and see, even our models love sale shoes:


after we ran into sveta, sarah, and nina,
we kind of got groggy and passed out.

little did we know someone had slipped GHB or something into our diet cokes,
and when i woke up,
and this is hard for me to talk about,
i had been
SHOE RAPED.


the crime scene photos are a little grisly,
but i only show them to you to warn you of the dangerous effects
of drinking diet coke while shopping for sale shoes.

evelyn had it worse.
she was SHOE GANG BANGED.


below you will see mug shots of the culprits.
if you recognize them on our feet any time in the future,
please alert . . . well . . . just compliment us on them.