intentionally cruel post intended to make you jealous, 2 -

so there i was,

minding my own business,

waiting for the phone to ring with boundless amounts of new business

(IT WILL HAPPEN!)

and i heard a truck pull up out front:

and yes, it was like christmas.

a BIG RED TRUCK THAT I GOT TO OPEN!!

seriously, how cool is that little door?

it's like some kind of sick advent calendar.

unwrapping was soooo coool!

and oh yes.

it gets topless.

maybe NOW some of you will come visit l.a.

huh?