the most recent reason why i will not be allowed to be content with things as they are, even though i should be, i know, but sue me, but only after you look at this:

seriously. 

how is anyone supposed to be happy with their life?

for sale, now:

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i keep making a list of drawbacks:

the bathroom might be drafty. 

the three stories are a lot of stairs . . . fuck.  there's an elevator.

the views are . . . unobstructed.  but . . . high.

there's a lot of clock faces?

oh, wait.

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it's on the market for 25 million.

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there we go. 

dream crushed.