it's spring. it's hermes. let's review:

so gaultier staged the spring runway for hermes on friday. i think it was friday. i was traveling. anyway. . . i think it's critical to do a quick recap and gently guide you before you launch into purchasing. you have a few months before they hit retail, so get your pens ready.

ok. first, lacquered crocodile and enameled bangles in color?

check:



second, very glossy, very stiff lacquered croc and calf birkins?

do i even need to say it?:



crocodile riding boots? in pink?

yes. please:


elaborate leather turbans with belt thingies attached to them?

um, no. unless alexis and chrystal are planning on a throw down in my fountain anytime soon. then, yes. give me two: