Saturday, January 5, 2008

spicy chorizo meat package -

so evelyn and i are walking through bristol farms
(kind of a high-end grocery store downtown)
and passed a case where they have all their custom meats.

now, normally, i'm all for anything called "custom meat".
seriously, it just speaks to me.
but there was something slightly off-putting about the chorizo display:


i dunno.
maybe i just like my meat shrink wrapped and without EYEBALLS.

you know, or in denim, with a good set of big hands.

4 comments:

Suze said...

With a good set of hands....bwahaha!! Yeah, I usually don't like my meat looking at me. Did that come out right?

moi said...

Good gawd; I haven't laughed this hard all day. That's priceless.

Whiskeymarie said...

If chorizo piggies are wrong, I don't want to be right.

Inarticulate Fumblings said...

When my sister got married she gave my (now) brother-in-law two tasks: pick the guys clothes and choose the food.

I walked straight past the pig-on-a-spit on the buffet table wearing a hawaiian shirt and pucca shell necklace.

Nasty on so many levels.